Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley’s mommy Sharman Macdonald has hit out at reports that claim her dearest daughter is suffering from anorexia.

Macdonald who is screenwriting for Keira’s new flick The Edge of Love even compared the paparazzo’s behavior to bullying.

I wonder why the media is aghast to mess with Knightley even after knowing that she had won damages from Daily Mail last year when they had published an article about her suffering from eating disorder.

Keira Knightely has revealed that she suffers from singing phobia and is scared to sing in front of a gathering.

Keira recently promoted her new film ‘The Edge of Love’ by singing in front of a large audience. But the Oscar nominated actress has decided that she will never repeat the experience of singing again.

She said, “I did some lessons with a voice coach because I can’t sing. There were 100 extras and John (Maybury, the director) was like, ‘Now you’re going to sing…’ I’ve never been so frightened in my entire life.”

“I don’t know how singers do it. I never want to have to do it again. I don’t want to be a rock star,” added the star.

Some actors and actresses keep trying harder and harder to make news and remain in business while stars like Keira Knightley just do one ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ series film a year and end up making much more money and winning many more accolades than anybody else…

‘Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest’ has once again made it to the top of another list – the world’s highest grossing film for 2006!!! The producers of the flick have their pockets full after the movie raked in as much as $ 1.4 Billion… it ousted all the other big releases, including the previously reigning ‘Da Vinci Code,’ which managed to pool in $966 million…

With the third part of the series, ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End’ already scheduled for this summer, lets see if Keira sticks to her decision of quitting the pirates brigade…

Whew… the WENN people have surely pulled of a fast one at us huh… while the whole of the paparazzi and journos were going ga ga over that huge ring Keira had displayed, fuelling her wedding rumors, the NOW magazine was busy interrogating WHERE the pics came from… you’d be surprised to know the results….

The pics came from their ARCHIVE!!! They were shot looong before the date told by them but were used to create a buzz among the fans and media recently!

We know all this thanks to a reader Anika Roddy, who’s friend works for the NOW magazine… thanks for your valuable info darling… so when the whole of the media reveals the truth to the world, you know where you saw it first right???

Well well well… I did know that we were crazy about Keira Knightley and the “Pirates of The Caribbean” series… but whew! This has actually passed my expectations too… The DVDs of “Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest,” which released this Tuesday, actually sold over 5 MILLION copies on the first day itself!!!

Well guys these figures are the best any live-action movie video has reached! And all this for just a half-baked sequel is mind blowing! Those who’ve picked the special two DVD set will know hat I’m talking about… the technical crew behind the movie clearly stated that they had no intention of making the pirates movie into a sequel or a trilogy… it was only a one movie affair till it raked in $600 million at the box office!

Well who could resist such a sure shot money-spinner for the second or the third time huh

Women have the extra ordinary capabilities of acting vain, don’t they??? They can gaze into the mirror for hours together and end up admiring and criticizing each and every pore of their body separately and when it comes to shopping, God save the salesman and their husbands!!! And we’re talking about one such shopaholic celebrity here – Keira Knightley!

The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ actress is successful and rich alright… but just look at the way she philanders away her money!!! Thankfully, she doesn’t have a husband so all the money goes out from her a/c! And she’s actually a shop keeper’s delight… Especially if it’s a footwear store…

“I see a pair of shoes I adore, and it doesn’t matter if they have them in my size. I buy them anyway,” she told one interviewer. “I have shoes I’ve never taken out of the box. I even have shoes that don’t fit.” Says the babe… whew Keira! You definitely make me think if shoes are meant to give comfort to the feet or the eyes

Well, not just the fans of Keira Knightley, but also her new found friend Cameron Diaz has taken up the task of showing Lindsay Lohan (read THE BIT*H) where she belongs… so you guys can just relax those clenched jaws a little now…

While all of us were just abusing her for all we were worth and dreaming of bashing Lindsay up, Cameron did things in her own style… and it was sure FUN!!! All she did was make a statement in the press regarding a totally out of context topic… but drove the point home…

“Tabloids don’t sell movies or help anyone’s career. If that were true, every Lindsay Lohan movie would open to $80 million.” Was what the Charlie’s Angels babe said… need I say more???

P.S. Its time Lindy was taken to the cleaners….

Keira Knightley needs to give shit in return for shit now… it’s high time the British babe learnt it that cheap wannabes like Lindsay Lohan aren’t meant to be treated with grace and dignity… in fact, they shouldn’t be treated like humans at all!!!

YES I’m angry… and Lindsay has invited my wrath BIG TIME… the ‘miss bad skin’ happened to be in London along with Keira last week and both of them crossed paths at a local hotspot, called Paper… Lindy couldn’t possibly live up to the image and aura of Keira so she resorted to cheap means of attracting attention like changing into a much skimpier and costlier attire (read rags!)…

She had the audacity to text Keira to come where she was seated and when Keira baby decide to oblige to her future co-star of ‘The Best Time of Our Lives’, by going down to her, she decided to make her wait for ages and talk to her girlie pals over there.. And finally when she turned around, Keira had the most polite greeting in store for her …

“Hi. It’s great to finally meet you. I’m really excited about working with you on our film next year.” Said the ‘Pride and the Prejudice’ star and all she got was an “Oh, yeah, great,” before the wannabe Lohan turned back to her worthless friends…

Can I have someone walking up to Lindsay and SLAPPING her across her face from my sire please…….?

Keira Knightley is ONE famous lady huh!!! Not that we don’t know about that… but then, a fact is widely accepted only when accompanied with statistics… now don’t we know about Keira’s statistics (especially the VITAL ones )… But then there are definitely more than just her vital statistics which prove that she’s famous… the statistics that I recently found out from findmypast.com …

The site found out as to how many new-borns across the nations were being names after celebrities… Beyonce managed to rake in a mere 265, whereas Britney had about 1500 names to her credit… but when the name Keira was entered, the search engine took quite some time to get the results……

The country has a whopping 8,716 girls by the name of Keira!!! Need I say more…….?

Whoa! The babe has been crooning on the good news ride from quite some time now huh… remember we told you about a ‘not so great news’ for Keira Knightley the last time??? Considering her luck, even that one’s been eliminated now… She still has her hero very much alive in the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ series!!!

It was a rumor that Orlando Bloom will not appear in the fourth part of the series due to cost cutting… but the Disney bosses have rubbished the news!

Public Relations firm New Market Strategies have informed the paparazzi in a circular which reads “We are working closely with Disney and want you to know that while we cannot comment on specific plot points, such rumors are completely unfounded,”

So it’s hurrah time for all pirates and Keira Knightley fans… your hero still lives and BLOOMs………