Keira Knightley

Women have the extra ordinary capabilities of acting vain, don’t they??? They can gaze into the mirror for hours together and end up admiring and criticizing each and every pore of their body separately and when it comes to shopping, God save the salesman and their husbands!!! And we’re talking about one such shopaholic celebrity here – Keira Knightley!

The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ actress is successful and rich alright… but just look at the way she philanders away her money!!! Thankfully, she doesn’t have a husband so all the money goes out from her a/c! And she’s actually a shop keeper’s delight… Especially if it’s a footwear store…

“I see a pair of shoes I adore, and it doesn’t matter if they have them in my size. I buy them anyway,” she told one interviewer. “I have shoes I’ve never taken out of the box. I even have shoes that don’t fit.” Says the babe… whew Keira! You definitely make me think if shoes are meant to give comfort to the feet or the eyes

Oki guys… I’m not sure if Keira Knightley is gonna be really happy listening to this… ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest’ has sold over 1.5 Million copies in UK in the first week itself!!!

Keira might not have great thoughts about the Pirates series coz its because of her over working for this movie that her 10 month old relationship with Rupert Friend is on the verge of a break-up!

But on the other side the good news is that the DVDs of the movie might just cross the 3 million mark till Jesus Christ’s birthday in UK alone!!!

Come on Keira… its time you got rid of that insensitive, insecure jealous and violent freak who calls himself your boyfriend… according to me he’s one MCP and NOTHING ELSE!!!

This is what happens when you actually get engaged to some one far less famous and not as busy as you are… commitment to a man who’s all this and INSANE on top of it is even more dangerous… and that’s what happened to poor Keira Knightley!!!

Hey boyfriend Rupert Friend is not acting one bit friendly with her close friends which is definitely not pleasing her in the LEAST! While filming for the Pirates 3, Keira tried and gave her as much time as possible, but Mr. free man had too much free time in his hand to get satisfied with the coupla hours a day that he used to get from her side!

“When Keira was filming the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie she flew her mum out as they’re very close and she wanted to spend some time with her. Rupert often turned up as he was filming nearby but he complained that they didn’t get enough time alone.” Says an insider…
Wonder what’s his problem guys… he even started a fight with Orlando Bloom the other day just because he was calling Keira by her surname and wanted to party wit her for a little longer while Rupert decided to stay put…
Dunno about Keira buddy, but no one is gonna cal you by YOUR second name if you continue this way for sure

Well, not just the fans of Keira Knightley, but also her new found friend Cameron Diaz has taken up the task of showing Lindsay Lohan (read THE BIT*H) where she belongs… so you guys can just relax those clenched jaws a little now…

While all of us were just abusing her for all we were worth and dreaming of bashing Lindsay up, Cameron did things in her own style… and it was sure FUN!!! All she did was make a statement in the press regarding a totally out of context topic… but drove the point home…

“Tabloids don’t sell movies or help anyone’s career. If that were true, every Lindsay Lohan movie would open to $80 million.” Was what the Charlie’s Angels babe said… need I say more???

P.S. Its time Lindy was taken to the cleaners….

Sei Ashina is the Japanese babe who’s stolen Keira Knightley’s man!!! Well, did she HAVE a man in the first place??? She most definitely does… and he’s none other than Michael Pitt!!! The dude falls for this Japanese babe and the poor young wife Keira is only left with her set of suspicions while he freaks out with the mature Ashina…

Sounds weird, doesn’t it? Doesn’t sound all that unbelievable to me though…. As long as all of this happens only in the movie ‘Silk’! The movie is the long awaited follow up to the 1998 movie ‘The Red Violin’ and has all the potential of being another money spinner…

Boasting a $26-million budget and various exotic locations, this might be just another feather in Keira’s cap… and who gets the guy in the end is one question that’ll be answered only in the movie… so lets wait n watch……….

Keira Knightley needs to give shit in return for shit now… it’s high time the British babe learnt it that cheap wannabes like Lindsay Lohan aren’t meant to be treated with grace and dignity… in fact, they shouldn’t be treated like humans at all!!!

YES I’m angry… and Lindsay has invited my wrath BIG TIME… the ‘miss bad skin’ happened to be in London along with Keira last week and both of them crossed paths at a local hotspot, called Paper… Lindy couldn’t possibly live up to the image and aura of Keira so she resorted to cheap means of attracting attention like changing into a much skimpier and costlier attire (read rags!)…

She had the audacity to text Keira to come where she was seated and when Keira baby decide to oblige to her future co-star of ‘The Best Time of Our Lives’, by going down to her, she decided to make her wait for ages and talk to her girlie pals over there.. And finally when she turned around, Keira had the most polite greeting in store for her …

“Hi. It’s great to finally meet you. I’m really excited about working with you on our film next year.” Said the ‘Pride and the Prejudice’ star and all she got was an “Oh, yeah, great,” before the wannabe Lohan turned back to her worthless friends…

Can I have someone walking up to Lindsay and SLAPPING her across her face from my sire please…….?

Keira Knightley surely follows my blogs huh! I spoke of her getting famous the other day, and now she’s just proven it all over again! Her fame has just crossed the 8,716 barrier now and reached the 10,000 mark!!! The only difference is that this time Keira’s BRAND name has sold over 10,000 SLIPPERS!!!

I’m not kidding guys… A shoe company recently launched its $38 a pop slippers and Keira decided to pick a pair for herself… and within no time, their sales crossed the 10K mark! Whew guys… people surely LOVVVVEEE Keira, don’t they… the best part here is that the company had also promised to donate one pair of those slippers to the poor of Argentina, the place where they got the idea of those slip-ons from, on every pair purchased…

So basically, Keira helped to donate 10,000 pairs of slippers to the poor Argentineans just by wearing and flaunting hers…. Some amazing contribution Knightley…. Rock on Babe!

P.S. Where’s your pair guys???

Keira Knightley is ONE famous lady huh!!! Not that we don’t know about that… but then, a fact is widely accepted only when accompanied with statistics… now don’t we know about Keira’s statistics (especially the VITAL ones )… But then there are definitely more than just her vital statistics which prove that she’s famous… the statistics that I recently found out from findmypast.com …

The site found out as to how many new-borns across the nations were being names after celebrities… Beyonce managed to rake in a mere 265, whereas Britney had about 1500 names to her credit… but when the name Keira was entered, the search engine took quite some time to get the results……

The country has a whopping 8,716 girls by the name of Keira!!! Need I say more…….?

Ladies and Gentlemen..Get ready it’s the time for my favourite activity…..no I am not talking about surveys …..it’s quote time !! Now with all the talk goin around skinny actresses..anorexia and Kiera I think this quote seems perfect for the moment !

I actually quite managed to pick up an old quote of Kiera where she spoke about how scary it is to be thin and look good !! She says :I’m not under pressure to be slim. I think if I spent a lot of time in Hollywood then it would turn out to be quite a scary place. Hollywood is all about the way you look.

So what was she actually trying to say .. no more Hollywood or no more being skinny ???

Kiera Knightley has grown too ” Old ” for doing her role in Pirates .. heavy production costs …….too many actors .that’s enough ! The producers seem to have found a solution to this ” Do away with the pirates and call in the PARROTS !! ” of the third ‘Pirates of Caribbean ” film are inviting gifted parrots to audition for a part.

The feathured hopefuls will have to demonstrate their talking skills to a panel of tough judges - and no swearing is allowed.

A source revealed : “This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a parrot with a big personality. We hope to uncover the next A-list avian superstar.”

The lucky winning bird will first be used as the official “spokesparrot” for the DVD launch of the second swashbuckling adventure, ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: The Dead Man’s Chest’ !

So every PARROT has it’s day ……huh !!