Keira Knightley

The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest’ came, conquered and left… but there are people who still talk about it… well, that’s understandable coz the DVDs have been recently released in the market and are doing great business… but the surprising part is when it’s London premiere is discussed in LINGERIE HANDBOOKS!!!

No kidding people… Keira Knightley had worn a lose halter with a plunging neckline and it apparently wasn’t of much liking to a lingerie specialist Rebecca Apsan… the 50 something lady says that the lose cloth draping Keira’s breasts ended up doing more harm than good…

“She should have worn nipple covers.” She says… well Keira, you’ve finally found someone who looks at your body in detail even when its semi-draped… now that’s a good break from those who didn’t give your bare bod a second look

Whew… I’ve been shouting it out on the top of my rooftop and on the top of my lungs that Keira Knightley is FAMOUS!!! But no one cares to listen… on the other hand, a big movie website releases it’s numbers n says that she’s one of the top ten most searched for celebrities and everyone believes it!

I guess this is the difference between a big search site and my small blog on her…

Anyways, the results are that Johnny Depp is the most searched for celeb of 2006 with over 42 million individual searches for the ‘Captain Jack Sparrow’ of the Pirates series… that’s surely a big no. people… never knew he was SO famous!!! But anyways, Keira has managed to get a respectable 6th position with her releases and controversies this year…

Not bad huh… at least she’s managed it to the top ten unlike other wannabes

Some actors and actresses keep trying harder and harder to make news and remain in business while stars like Keira Knightley just do one ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ series film a year and end up making much more money and winning many more accolades than anybody else…

‘Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest’ has once again made it to the top of another list – the world’s highest grossing film for 2006!!! The producers of the flick have their pockets full after the movie raked in as much as $ 1.4 Billion… it ousted all the other big releases, including the previously reigning ‘Da Vinci Code,’ which managed to pool in $966 million…

With the third part of the series, ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End’ already scheduled for this summer, lets see if Keira sticks to her decision of quitting the pirates brigade…

So the ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest’ came, swept away all honors and the big money and our hearts… several people tried to found out about the efforts put into the sequel and the cast and the difficulties the crew and cast put into it… but Keira Knightley wasn’t given enough importance (that’s what I feel!)

It was around July when the dame said ‘I am an awful sailor, but I don’t vomit any more.” Well this doesn’t mean that Knightley didn’t have to go through hardships during the filming… and now that the third part of the Pirates series is coming up, she’s definitely gonna go through a lot… no wonder she recently revealed that she’s had enough of the Pirates movies

Whatever you do Keira; do remember that we appreciate your efforts!!!

When big celebrities come to party in your club, you tend to keep it open till they’re around and make sure they have good company and enjoy themselves… but when Keira Knightley visits your club, you’re made to shut it down before time and make sure she has no company at all and enjoys herself….

It so doesn’t make sense, right? Well neither did it make any sense to me when I found out that Keira Knightley had gone to party at a club in London with eight of her friends.. and when they didn’t find place on the dance floor due to the excessive crowd, Keira actually persuaded the club owner to shut it down asap and shoo everybody away… and then it was only her group on the dance floor dancing away to glory….

What’s the fun in that??? But anyways, it’s Keira’s style… so NO COMMENTS!

After busting the ring phenomenon, its clear to us and our readers that the whole engagement rumors pertaining to Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend were nothing but one sad gossip mongrel at work… there was not even a SINGLE diamond on it man!!!

But now… coming to the harsh reality… Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend are far from married… or even committed!!! These talks aren’t new that Rupert wants commitment from her side but it’s a strict no-no from Knightley… wonder what the Pirates Of The Caribbean series star has in mind…

Well I guess she so doesn’t wanna settle down with that wannabe ruthless dude… he seriously needs a hike before he can get even close to the exuberance of the nimble feet star… good on you Keira… don’t let him get you easy!!!

Whew… the WENN people have surely pulled of a fast one at us huh… while the whole of the paparazzi and journos were going ga ga over that huge ring Keira had displayed, fuelling her wedding rumors, the NOW magazine was busy interrogating WHERE the pics came from… you’d be surprised to know the results….

The pics came from their ARCHIVE!!! They were shot looong before the date told by them but were used to create a buzz among the fans and media recently!

We know all this thanks to a reader Anika Roddy, who’s friend works for the NOW magazine… thanks for your valuable info darling… so when the whole of the media reveals the truth to the world, you know where you saw it first right???

And we thought Keira Knightley and other stars of Bollywood were all about upskirt pics and obscure videos… they actually do have an eye for art too!

Don’t believe me? Then try flying to London for a week or so and check out the wonderful paintings and portraits on display there… you’ll find new ones every day… and new celebrities every time who’ve come to check them out!

“You can go to a different great museum and see another portrait show as enthralling as the one you saw the day before.” Said a celeb guest who had recently visited some of the art museums there…

A humongous 150,000 people have savored the wonderful pieces of art… including celebrities like Paul McCartney, Scarlett Johansson, Harold Pinter, Tony Bennett and of course - Keira Knightley! What you waiting for guys????

Keira Knightley is a beautiful woman alright… she is one dame anyone would kill to look at – and ultimately get killed with her looks and managing to catch her bare is actually a dream come true for any of us guys, with our tongues wagging out more often than in our mouths!!!

But could you ever imagine that she would actually go nude just for people to look at and no one would give her a second look??? This is exactly what happened during the Vanity Fair shoot with Scarlett Johansson when both of them went totally bare and no one on the sets cared a damn!!!

Scarlett, in a recent interview, said, “Here we are, Keira and I, and we’re totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry computer. Everyone was busy working.” Well Scarlett, all I can say is – those guys have no idea what they were missing… Why God??? Why could I not be a part of them

I wouldn’t have even blinked my eyes

Oki guys… the lesbian season is on with Keira Knightley and Lindsay Lohan… the shoot for the movie “The Best Time of Our Lives” has commenced and Keira n Lindsay are looking better than ever…

The latest buzz is that Lindsay Lohan is actually taking stripping lessons with her MOM to prepare herself for her role!!! Well if that’s the case then you might just see her doing a striptease or pole dance for Keira in that period film wonder if pole dances were predominant during those times

But one thought that comes to mind is that will Keira be able to be comfortable in their making out sessions now… especially after the incident when Lindy hushed her away like a stray puppy!!!

Well, if she does get comfortable then this would be an ideal case of ‘fuck n forget’… well not exactly, but….. Whatever!